HBCU: An acronym for "Historically Black College (or) University." Institutions of higher education dedicated to serving the African American community. Most of these institutions have ties with religious institutions (churches). All of them have a very high (90%+) of African American (black) students and faculty.
If Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was an HBCU (#IfHogwartsWasAnHBCU ) is a twitter trending topic being credited to twitter user @Ur_PregNATEO_o (self proclaimed). It takes the entire Harry Potter Universe and throws it into the hands of the HBCU system. Jokes of all sorts have been thrown out there; from seeing the ghost of Rosa Parks sitting down in one spot all the time, to Hagrid the groundskeeper being replaced by Rick Ross, Harry Potter fans that attended HBCUs are getting very creative.
Among some of my favorite #IfHogwartsWasAnHBCU posts are:
OreosOverHoes: people would 10 deep on one broom tryna go the club after a quidditch match, dont wanna burn broom gas. =P
RecklessPolaris: the administration would use magic to make the budget appear balanced while they steal money...
LizzieIsntNice: RT @MessyMeli: ron and all his siblings would have different daddies.
LizzieIsntNice: RT @ChapSaidWhat: RT @ImMyOwnSponsor Voldemort woulda hidden his horcruxes at his babymammas houses
JEI_BAYBAY: RT @RealCottontale: It would have a sorting fitted cap instead.
MsDawn83: RT @prettyboyj: SOMEBODY would be rocking a fake ass Gucci Cloak
missmunchyy: RT @Biz3rk_Jerk: niggas would have to chain up their Brooms to the street lights.
HollywoodDessie: RT @Biz3rk_Jerk: they would sell foodstamps for house points.
ITrumpet09: RT @rhozayshay: RT @KrispyKareem: Harry would have teardrop tattoo instead of a scar shaped like a lightning bolt
iHealthyRecipes: RT @ITrumpet09 RT @prettyboyj: Cho woulda got pregnant by Cedric Diggory & Say it was Harry's Baby after ...
chuck_me_out7: RT @blasianFMA: n_ggas would scream some ignant shit EVERY time they teleported with that green fire like SHAZAM, or BOOYOW!
teddybphresh: RT @mcfresh_: you wouldnt be able to tell the difference between the bottom of these witches broomsticks and their weaves
chuck_me_out7: RT @prettyboyj: The Weasleys would have an EFC (expected family contribution) of 0 on their FAFSA
IotaFinestDeuce: would've lost it's accreditation after the Chamber of Secrets were open!
@chuck_me_out7: the giant squid n merpeople would die cuz of all the menthol cigarette butts in the lake
@IotaFinestDeuce: mofo's would've had a spades tournament on the train ride there...
IotaFinestDeuce: RT @blasianFMA: n_ggas would be callin out "Expecto Patronus" and be looking for a drink.
@IotaFinestDeuce: that flying car would've had some 22's after Ron got his refund check!
TheRealXXXIII: Ron's twin brothers wouldnt be selling illegal potions.. they'd be sellin that Goblin Kush.
TheRealXXXIII: The goblet of fire would've been used as a bowl to smoke dat goblin kush lol.
@JLe_Couture: 2 PAC and Biggie would be the ghost floatin around rapping spells and ish
blasianFMA: #IfHogwartsWasAnHBCU there'd be a spell to raise your credit score.
StraitLikeThat: #IfHogwartsWasAnHBCU hermine punching malfoy would have been on WSHH
@chuck_me_out7: #ifhogwartswasanHBCU Hagrid would be in azkaban for hostin illegal 3-headed dog fights
IAMTHUGBOSS: Snoop Dogg would have been teaching Herbiology teachin to roll the best magical blunt #IfHogwartswasanHBCU
There are many many many more, just click here: http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ifhogwartswasanhbcu
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